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February 27, 2010 by utemia
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.  Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.   'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces.  'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain ...
February 27, 2010 by utemia
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.  Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.   'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces.  'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain ...
July 5, 2009 by utemia
From what I have seen alot of people here could use a stay there, me included Argument Clinic  
July 5, 2009 by utemia
From what I have seen alot of people here could use a stay there, me included Argument Clinic  
June 8, 2009 by utemia
My neighbor growing up had this really great idea for solving the energy problem. He hated joggers and cyclers with a passion and proposed to ban such activities alltogether and instead make people with the urge to exercise run in gigantic treadmills to produce electricity.. Do something for your health AND your economy AND your environment - all rolled in one! Triple benefit.. also applicable to prisons, recess in elementary school (honestly, who has more energy than little kids?) and other ins...
June 8, 2009 by utemia
My neighbor growing up had this really great idea for solving the energy problem. He hated joggers and cyclers with a passion and proposed to ban such activities alltogether and instead make people with the urge to exercise run in gigantic treadmills to produce electricity.. Do something for your health AND your economy AND your environment - all rolled in one! Triple benefit.. also applicable to prisons, recess in elementary school (honestly, who has more energy than little kids?) and other ins...