my take on things - comments about all the world and his brother
Published on February 27, 2010 By utemia In Humor

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. 

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. 

'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 

'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. 

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. 

Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.' 

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, 'Well, how much does a brain cost?

The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain.' 

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. 

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 

'Why is the male brain so much more?' 

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used.'


Comments
on Mar 01, 2010

hahaha!  Just because we don't use them as much does not make them less valuable.

Oh, wait, that is what you said.

on Mar 01, 2010

good one! 

on Mar 01, 2010

I didn't get it.

BTW, I got a brain on sale %5 off.

on Mar 01, 2010

 

 

on Mar 02, 2010

  

on Mar 03, 2010

BTW, I got a brain on sale %5 off.

any takers yet Charles?  Maybe you should try Craig's list? 

on Mar 03, 2010

Maybe you should try Craig's list?

Shouldn't that be Craigette's List?

on Mar 19, 2010

Shouldn't that be Craigette's List?

It never occured to a woman to start such a Web site.

*duck*

 

on Mar 19, 2010

Leauki
It never occured to a woman to start such a Web site.

*duck*

 

I do not know this man!  Never seen him or his writing before!  Honest!

on Apr 12, 2010

... Ha.  Ha.  Ha.

I have a better one.  Why do males dominate the roles of computer software, engineering, science, etc?  Because while women run their mouths about how intelligent they are men actually DO something intelligent.

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